February 2011
January 2011
When trying to be sexy
nananikki:
expectation:
reality:
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
keepingfingerscrossed:
if your shower is cold
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
when the street lights turn red before you could go
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
When I was little I wished I could be her. :(
I’ve been rewatching the series for the past week or so.
It’s going quite well. I love that series to pieces.
When you accidentally touch that hot person's...
xayeeitsiris:
ACCIDENTALLY.
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oh jaysus
I just spent about 45 minutes, thinking of how to make a pokemon costume for the next con or event where I can dress up.
I am destined to stay single forever. OTL
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Holy shiet
I think I nearly died in the bathroom o____________o
A freaking pill got caught in my throat and I couldn’t get it out.
Nearly had to punch myself in the fucking neck to get it down.
I feel like a bamf for that, but at the same time, a total idiot for getting a tiny ass pill lodged in my throat.
I suppose I should let you guys be the judge of that.
Random Fact:
weedle:
yourmistake:
victorvincentfuentes:
tigerb0lts4l:
lastseeninsanfrancisco:
in some ancient civilizations, if your thighs didn’t touch, you were considered a prostitute because it was easy excess to your vagina.
this entire post
THE HIEROGLYPHIC GIF HIGUHESRGUYBNHESG
TikTok
katnissonfire:
fckindesu:
youdonthaveawifer0n:
xlessxthanx3x:
soul-punk:
-imawalkingtravesty:
fuckinghysterical:
yourmindblown:
omgg.
One of the greatest things I have witnessed
DEAR LORD
LIFE=COMPLETE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TEARS…FCKIN TEARS
ME. GUSTA. OMG.
False advertisements! （￣ Д￣；）
So, I bought some yogurt from the store. It’s called: “Fruit on the bottom” so I thought, hey! I like yogurt, I like fruit, this will be a good thing for me. So i bought it. There wasn’t enough room in my parent’s fridge in the kitchen, so I threw it in the fridge in the garage. No big deal.
But this morning, I woke up and I said hey, I want some freaking yogurt. I...
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That awkward moment when you feel an actual...
gheygaigay:
lezgirl:
colorfulpasta:
OMG this totally happened to me with Alice and Dana from “The L Word” xD
This is the exact reason why I love books. I’ve never gotten this feeling from Movies or Shows, but a good book will hit me like a brick, and its such a rollercoaster ride of awesome.
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I never realized how scary Magic cards are
Until they were coming to life in my dream. .______. That was terrifying.
And why do I keep ending up in LA in my dreams?
What does this meeaaann? （ ﾟ Дﾟ）
“He ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times.
HE HAD IT COMING. HE HAD...”
– (via stopthatdoor)
“He ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times.”
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Word of the Day 9. Jan
I haven’t done this in awhile…. because, I’ve been lazy. xD; anyways
The word of the day is:
Famished
I haven’t eaten in like three days! I’m so famished I can’t even think of a funny sentence for this word. My bad.
The Beautiful word of the day is: amorous
The Ugly word of the day is:
Regurgitation
I party like a rock star, look like a movie star,...
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Screaming in Silence
There’s so many things I want to say to you, but I just don’t have the guts. :\
blegh
I’m in such a grouchy mood and I don’t know how to deal with it. :\
My Friend.
13 years is a really long time to get to know someone.
We’ve been together through thick and thin.
He was always there when I cried, and always made me smile.
Offered unconditional love, and neverending respect.
We’ve never had a real conversation before, but he knows me better than any one else.
He’s a true friend in every sense of the word and I’m glad I got to...
