Best thing about living alone is pants are not req

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT AN iPAD? 

DAMN IT, CAROL, THAT’S NOT VERY RUSTIC. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE TOTALLY RUSTIC IN 2012. WASN’T THAT THE DEAL? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE FARMER’S MARKET BRINGING HOME HEIRLOOM TOMATOES WRAPPED CAREFULLY IN CHEESECLOTH AND SPINACH WITH LITTLE BUGS IN IT. WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND AN APPLE STORE?

… MAYBE IF WE GLUE WOOD TO IT, LIKE A FRAME OR SOMETHING, WE CAN KEEP IT NEAR THE HEARTH SOMEWHERE.